I've never been one to make a promise I can't keep. So, keeping in tradition, I've decided to start the day off on a happier note. Today, we will discuss "THINGS I HATE". As the days roll by, I'm sure the list will progress but without further adieu, here she blows:
1) That whistling fucking yellow happy face ball from the Wal-Mart commercials. I mean, let's face it.... if you get that close to cumming over a damn 24 cent price roll back on a bag of cheese doodles you need some serious fuckin' help.
2) Gap Sales Associates. Madonna called, she wants her bloody head sets back. I mean, was the whole operation designed to see how many flamers they could fit under one roof? Your clothes don't fit me and I don't LIKE you.
3) Brussel Sprouts. Could nature of provided us with a more disgusting, mushy, green piece of shit? We already have big cabbages so back off!!
4) Clowns. Serial Killers with make-up as far as I'm concerned. Don't touch me, don't touch my kids. Get HELP.
5) Tequila. New Years Eve 1999. You bastard. My liver still curses your name.
Care to add more to the list? WHO CARES, it's my list dammit. More to come I promise.
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