Saturday, November 24, 2007

Are You The One They Call Beowulf?

So, I finally broke down and went to watch the IMAX presentation of Beowulf in 3D last night. Very cool. The storyline wasn't stellar and personally I enjoyed "300" more then Beowulf but the 3D feature was pretty amazing. I almost shit my seat when an arrow came flying through the screen at me. I'll apologize now to the poor bloke who had to steam clean my seat.

The rest of my day today will be spent Christmas shopping. I'd rather eat glass then spend time in a crowded mall but unfortunately most of my family are those in the "hard to shop for" class and I can't order gifts sitting in my boxer briefs from the comfort of my own home. I think I'll just send everyone a card this year that says "in lieu of your Christmas present, i have donated money to a charity not of your choice. Thank you for supporting the male nurse education scholarship fund." Maybe i'll even throw in some McDonalds gift certificates.

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